Don’t Comment On Blogs While Drinking

Here’s a blog comment that was submitted to me a couple of days ago.

This is precisely why people shouldn’t post blog comments while drinking  :roll:

I bog often and I seriously appreciate yoour content. Your artifle has truly peaked my interest.
I am going to book mark your site and keep checking for new information about once a week.
I optsd in for your RSS feed as well.

 

Why Boise Real Estate Agents Are Like Pizza

Here are 11 reasons why Boise real estate agents are like pizza:

1.   You can get one just about anywhere

2.   Some have lots of dough

3.   Some have little dough

4.   Some have thin crusts

5.   Some have thick crusts

6.   Some are spicy

7.   Some are bland

8.   Some are square

9.   Some are round

10. Some are difficult to digest

11. Some give you gas

 

More Fun Stuff From Boise MLS

  • Agents: Seller has a dog that hates strangers
  • Windows let in lots of natural ight
  • Thank you for your clients intrst in out listing
  • byer and their agent to research all information
  • I’m a cute house with tons of potential; I’m in good shape for an investor to rent me out
  • please only lock dead bolt door knob is broke
  • mature trees for shade
  • No rear neighbors for wanted privacy
  • ANY OTHER OFFERS SUBMITTED WILL BE CONCIDERED ONCE 1st OFFER HAS BEEN REVIEWED BY 3rd PARTY
  • Homeowner recently learned that the foreclosure (two years ago) “didn’t take”
  • square footage questionable
  • Investors, re-modelers, this house is for you! Was once a darling cottage can be once again.
  • No power; show during the day.

 

The Fall Time Change Is Here

Two O'Clock

 

Remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight.

According to the FTCEA (Federal Time Change Enforcement Agency), you are required, under penalty of imprisonment, to change your clocks precisely at 2:00 a.m. Sunday morning.

According to FTCEA spokesperson Ima Clocker, there will be roving ground patrols and black helicopters in the air, checking for compliance with the rule.

Please comply to avoid having your mugshot plastered all over those embarrassing law enforcement websites :)

 

More Fun Stuff I See In MLS

  • “House is alarmed”
  • “Show anytime February 21 thru February 25 (observed on 8/3/13)”
  • “This home is looking for a new owner with creativity and vision”
  • “Bring your Hammer…not habitable”
  • “seller will not recognize buyer’s personal home inspection reports and requests for repairs”
  • “Bring your tool belt and elbow grease”
  • “Very close to freeway access but far enough away to not hear the noise”
  • “This canyon hill neighborhood is full of proud owners and a very clean street of homes”
  • “New state of the art windows”
  • Located on a coveted corner lot in the recent, yet established neighborhood”
  • “Prepare to be amazed”
  • “there’s room for play and special places to enjoy calm and peaceful relaxation”
  • “park like backyard for your BBQ’s with your family and friend”
  • “huge shop space 40×72.5 overhead doors heated”
  • “Live like an Egyptian or at least live in a pyramid home like one”
  • “This Bachelor is moving on”
  • “Custom titled master bathroom”
  • “Nice cute shed”
  • “This home sparkles!”

And, the winner is:

AWESOME HOME WALK TO SCHOOLS OR DOWNTOWN (redacted) NEW PAINT INSIDE AND OUTSIDE NEW PAINT AND ROOF IN THE LAST 2 YEARS 2 STORAGE SHEDS FENCED IN BACK YARD LG LOT IN CULDESAC GARAGE IS REAL DEEP ON ONE SIDE RV PARKING AWESOME FRONT YARD WITH CURBING AND ROSES NEW CARPET IN 2 BEDROOMS WHOLE HOME FRESHLY CLEANED

(hmmmm  .  .  .  is this a run-on listing?) :)